farters have to be the big spoon...
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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