Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
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Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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