I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
my sisters under your porch take her home
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
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Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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