i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Actions speak louder than pants.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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