Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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