Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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