Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
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