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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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