i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
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Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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