So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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