I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
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and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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