I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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