Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
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Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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