Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
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I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
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The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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