I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I think my fart just growled at me.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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