have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
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Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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