A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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