Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize