This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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