Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
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She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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