The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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