One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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