She's JV to your varsity
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
i came on her dog
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
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Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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