fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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