I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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