I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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