About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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