I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
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a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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