She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
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i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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