Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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