i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Your penis caused this!
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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