Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
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It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
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I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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