I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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