just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
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