worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
ugly people sure do ruin things
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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