True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
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Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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