u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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