you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
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sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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