I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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