found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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