What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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