just come out here and I will go home with you...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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