when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
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He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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