There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
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Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I am one with the molecules
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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