Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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