you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
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Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Holy shit dude........stairs
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