He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
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I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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