I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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