nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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