is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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